Morning sex is the most important imaginary sex of the day.
People who say I tend to give up too fast on things should- eh, know what, never mind.
Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God’s cat jumped on the keyboard.
To make a mistake is human. To admit a mistake is stupid.