Trying to describe I want it rough in bed: “Koolaid Man my cervix.”
My mom shared an old picture of my brother and I on FB today. Wanted to make sure Debbie knew what was up.
My husband used the word “analyze” during sex so I’m going to throw myself into on coming traffic now.
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever flossed your teeth after eating corn on the cob?
Why do you even see a psychologist? They they are just people that weren’t smart enough to be psychics.