According to HR, putting a middle finger emoji at the end of my auto-reply before going on vacation, is apparently not acceptable.


[on a first date in a restaurant]

him: so what did you do last weekend?

me: I binge watched one of my favourite Netflix shows.

him: binge watched? haha, I can’t ever watch more than one episode at a time

me: lmao! *turns round* CHECK, PLEASE!


Mum: Oh I’ve always wanted to try one of these , *leans in* Alexa, what’s your name?