Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
People are out here fighting over Walmart and Target. Meanwhile, I haven’t stepped a foot in either of these stores for eleven years because of the same people who will fight over and in a Walmart and Target.
Bought a snake just so I wouldn’t waste the name ‘Hisstopher’.
So supportive, you should change your name to Wonder Bra.
*Pokes the bear just to feel alive
*Bear uses bear spray on me
If they tweet about you, establish dominance by retweeting them.