Not sure why “Cats” didn’t work, it follows a classic 3 act structure —
ACT ONE: Cats introduce themselves
ACT TWO: Cats continue to introduce themselves
ACT THREE: Unclear
Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn’t include the word “hotshot.”
“Be there in 5,” I text, though I am 30 minutes away, completely nude, and engaged in a fist fight with a neighbor.
My dad’s visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell “Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!”