Welcome to your fifties,
Your bladder is now in charge of all life decisions.
16: What flavour yogurt is pilot’s favourite?
I don’t know.
16: Plain.
You’re going to be such a great dad.
I’m not saying iPhone’s are overpriced, but with the money I saved by buying an Android, I bought a Tesla, a Rolex and a trip to Hawaii.
Twitter needs an aquarium for all the catfish that I net.