[barbarians at the gate]
Me: I just need to let this song finish…
[First day as a Waiter]
Customer: Waiter, my fish has glass in it.
Me: Probably what killed it.
If you also bump into furniture and apologize to it, you can be in our secret society.
No YOU’RE not worded correctly.
Which brand of vacuum cleaner would make the coolest birthday present for the wife?
Microwave sparked and is suddenly dead, now I really have no idea what time it is.
Apparently there is a mountain high enough.