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@tiffistrying : my body: please, eat something green
me: ugh, fine! *eats mint chip ice cream*
@tiffistrying: I’m just a girl
standing in front of a pizza
asking it to not have carbs.
@tiffistrying: So many cheeses would work as baby names: