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@tiffistrying : my body: please, eat something green

me: ugh, fine! *eats mint chip ice cream*

@tiffistrying: I’m just a girl

standing in front of a pizza

asking it to not have carbs.

@tiffistrying: So many cheeses would work as baby names:

Monterrey Jack