explaining to my toddler that we are actually two different people and I can’t read his mind but I know he used to live in my belly so I see where the confusion is
they need shows for grownups like they have for kids that teach us lessons like how to share and how to deal with our feelings and maybe throw in some math too
when I was a kid I was terrified of being born on feb 29 even though I had already been born
friend: want to go swimming?
me: *eating biscuits and gravy* no
quarantine day 1: filet mignon with bordelaise sauce, charred asparagus and roasted garlic fingering potatoes
quarantine day 5: entire bag of stale marshmallows
quarantine day 7: tequila
my body: please, eat something green
me: ugh, fine! *eats mint chip ice cream*
I’m just a girl
standing in front of a pizza
asking it to not have carbs.
So many cheeses would work as baby names:
Brie
Asiago
Monterrey Jack
Goat