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@tinynietzsche : I like my coffee black just like my sabbath

@tinynietzsche: doktor: are you enjoying the weather?
me: yes. it is very outside

@tinynietzsche: doktor: did you get a drug test?
me: nah I know what I'm on

@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.

@TinyNietzsche: Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? "Not to be confused with each other."