I like my coffee black just like my sabbath
doktor: are you enjoying the weather?
me: yes. it is very outside
Pizza is a good argument against nihilism.
doktor: did you get a drug test?
me: nah I know what I’m on
The five second rule doesn’t apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.
Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? “Not to be confused with each other.”