Who called it a Cold Sore and not a Public Display of Infection
I hate when you have 47 items and the cashier asks, “Do you need a bag?” Oh no, I’m heading right back to the circus, so I’ll just juggle all this shit for 6 miles”
I wonder if Groot met his girlfriend on Timber
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An alarm clock where Samuel Jackson just keeps yelling at you until you get up