Every restaurant that opens around my town is like “come on by for amazing food, our hours are Wednesday to Thursday, 1pm-3pm, can’t wait to see you!”
I hate men who say “where’s my hug?” Uhhh I don’t know, where’s your mom at?
Relationship status: just said goodnight to my living room.
Man reading a book: hot
Man with a baby: hot
Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded.