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@topaz006 : *drives up to liquor store door, honks horn
*wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car
*speeds off

@topaz006: Frizzy hair? Coconut oil
No shaving cream? Coconut oil
Dry skin? Coconut oil
Relationship problems? Coconut oil
Bad credit? Coconut oil

@topaz006: I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect.

@topaz006: Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.