I can’t watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long 馃檨
Rules for being a good neighbor:
1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS
2. Don’t forget rule number one.
Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage 馃檨
So when two guys get super friendly it’s bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or ‘gina buddies or something?
Did 300 squats yesterday. Walking funny today. Embarrassed about being out of shape so I’m telling everyone that I had buttsex last night.
Twitter is my favorite MMORPG ever. I just say nasty shit and then I get to collect awesome people like experience points.