I hate these new video games that make you talk to other characters. The fact I hate conversations is the reason I’m playing video games.
Kids these days won’t get the trauma of passing notes in class and hoping nobody reads it until it reaches the recipient.
Pedestrians cross the street like it’s on their bucket list to get hit
Don’t give people who sneeze loudly the attention they crave.
Nobody associated with Pizza Hut better say anything controversial. I need my stuff crust pizza
I’m from a generation that wouldn’t dare tell an adult that we were bored.
I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.
“Stressed” backwards is “desserts” so chill and have that cupcake.
I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning…gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.