@treydayway

I hate these new video games that make you talk to other characters. The fact I hate conversations is the reason I’m playing video games.

@treydayway

Kids these days won’t get the trauma of passing notes in class and hoping nobody reads it until it reaches the recipient.

@treydayway

Pedestrians cross the street like it’s on their bucket list to get hit

@treydayway

Don’t give people who sneeze loudly the attention they crave.

@treydayway

Nobody associated with Pizza Hut better say anything controversial. I need my stuff crust pizza

@treydayway

I’m from a generation that wouldn’t dare tell an adult that we were bored.

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I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.

@treydayway

The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.

@treydayway

“Stressed” backwards is “desserts” so chill and have that cupcake.

@treydayway

I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning…gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.