Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their’s that they don’t ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio.
I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me.
I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date
Much more satisfying.
I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy.
“Making breakfast. ;)”
“Walking the dog. ;)”
“Broke in to your house ;)”