Just did a big green poo by a canal
BEETROOT
Beetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
Come hither to my house with meBeetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
I long to roast you for my tea#NationalPoetryDay
Drilling for oil is well boring.
I am travelling in the Mexican wilderness and have been accepted into a pack of pumas!
They protected me last night while I slept. Deeply honoured to say I think they are are also happy to let me have some of their breakfa
Someone’s fallen Lord
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Someone’s fallen Lord
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Someone’s fallen Lord
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Oh Lord Hashtag Lol
Love is always patient and kind.
We’re investigation reports of little piles cack in all the flower beds around here. You match the description of somebody we’d like to talk to.
If you’re Harpy
and you know it
lay an egg
And you may find yourself
behind the wheel
of a large cockerel mobile
These guys came to me one by one, and now we solve mysteries on the south side of Huddersfield.
No more Geoffreys #GeoffreyBoycott
Loving would be easy
if your colours were like my dre
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to The Hoff?
It was less hassle.
Cndnsd Mlk