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@trouteyes : Policeman: Name please
Iggy Pop: Iggy Pop
Policeman: Your FULL name
Iggy Pop: (Quietly) Ignatius Poppadom

@trouteyes: BREAKING: A man who took British Airways to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

@trouteyes: Policeman: Name please?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw

@trouteyes: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
No mate, sounds shit.