@tsm560

I once booked a cruise just so I could walk around for 7 days saying “Looks like we’re all in the same boat” to everyone else on board.

@tsm560

I don’t argue with idiots on the internet. If you’re not within punching distance I’m not interested

@tsm560

While you’re making a difference I’m making spaghetti bolognese. So I ask you, who’s winning now?

@tsm560

By all means, have your opinion. It’s how we tell just how dumb you are.

@tsm560

I’m running on two hours sleep. I can start a fight with air right now.

@tsm560

Autocorrect changed impervious to I’m perviest and now I’m blocked.

@tsm560

You may be too old for her if she asks you what your kink is and you immediately think of your knees and your back.

@tsm560

No thanks, I only date women who aren’t into me.

@tsm560

One day I’ll take a trip around the world to see if people are this stupid everywhere.

@tsm560

I don’t have a problem admitting when I’m wrong. It just hasn’t happened yet.