I once booked a cruise just so I could walk around for 7 days saying “Looks like we’re all in the same boat” to everyone else on board.
I don’t argue with idiots on the internet. If you’re not within punching distance I’m not interested
While you’re making a difference I’m making spaghetti bolognese. So I ask you, who’s winning now?
By all means, have your opinion. It’s how we tell just how dumb you are.
I’m running on two hours sleep. I can start a fight with air right now.
Autocorrect changed impervious to I’m perviest and now I’m blocked.
You may be too old for her if she asks you what your kink is and you immediately think of your knees and your back.
No thanks, I only date women who aren’t into me.
One day I’ll take a trip around the world to see if people are this stupid everywhere.
I don’t have a problem admitting when I’m wrong. It just hasn’t happened yet.