Me: What are you doing?
4yo: I’m scalloping like a horse.
My child is sniffing a bruise on his arm to figure out how badly it hurts.
My 2yo just called me a rapscallion. Proof that my husband has been spending time with the children.
Thoughts and prayers for my dog. The mail carrier showed up today like she does everyday.
We covered ‘stop, drop, and roll’ often enough in school that I thought I would’ve caught fire at least once by now.
I make a lot of jokes about my husband and they’re all true, but sometimes I forget to mention how lucky he is with me as a wife.
Today I burned spinach.