I had a cat called key key meow so I am willing to help name your baby just ask
My favorite Facebook tradition is when women wish another woman happy birthday by posting a picture together from their wedding. Like happy birthday but this is still all about me.
I’m 32 never been married, no kids. Most people my age are married with kids. The older I get it is likely the man I marry will be a divorced dad. Satistically 80% of 2nd marriages with kids end in divorce. So what I’m saying is if you are looking for a 2nd ex wife hit me up.
People are surprised that I’m nice. Like yea I am fat and suck at sex, I have to be nice.
Alexa, make me look good naked.
One time I tried to pull off the Ariana Grande cat ears but I just looked like Barf from Spaceballs.