“Can I have one?”
“Only if you do the thing.”
“Do I have to?”
“Yes, and you have to do the voice.”
“𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩… Harry Potter must not return to Hogwarts!”
Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.
I like to think of brunch as the purest form of anarchy. Want a burger between 2 waffles? Go for it. Scrambled eggs on a brownie? Heck yeah! Toss some onion rings in those Froot Loops, you are ungovernable. For 90 glorious minutes, all rules of polite society have been suspended.
the last thing a carrot sees
sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior
While we’re all distracted by AI and the fear of a robot uprising, the real enemy is quietly gathering its forces.
some Old Testament wisdom
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
As always, Wile E. Coyote’s plan had unexpected consequences.
I was singing along with a song in the car, and my daughter asked me how I knew all the words. Remembering that it was from playing Guitar Hero, I looked her in the eyes and said, “I used to be in the band.”
Whenever I begin to lose faith in humanity, I am reminded that there are still everyday heroes out there doing the Lord’s work.
“Okay, try putting it in reverse.”
The Backseat Boys
TACOS DRINK A LOT BUT
make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years
