I hate when interviewers ask a second place finisher about not coming in first but I love this response from Andreas Reiterer.
I like when new parents tell you “he calls his one set of grandparents grandma and grandpa and the other grong grong and poodeepie.”
Have a blessed Friday, may it be filled with…
The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he’s wrong and you are positive their names are “Batman and Robert”.
Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don’t let your dog sit in the driver’s seat while you hold a map riding shotgun.
Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized amusement park next to it with slow safe rides.
If there’s a kid acting like an adult in your ad I will not buy your product and I’ll buy your competitor’s product even if I don’t need it.