@vanluvz1

Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.

@vanluvz1

Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.

@vanluvz1

I love the gym this time of year.
The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.

@vanluvz1

Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you’ve had 5 glasses.

@vanluvz1

I’m at my most nurturing when I’m plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.