VERY excited to choose the food with the caterer for our wedding soon. it’s the ultimate versionnof my favorite game (looking at a restaurant menu and deciding what i’d like to eat)
i’ve never successfully skipped a stone. just thrown a lot of rocks straight into water. harassed a lot of fish i guess
washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating
dislike seeing adult twins in public. feels like they’re going to ask me a riddle
shaking my gf awake from a nap to tell her it’s kermit the frog’s birthday
office jobs are so funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 55 year old woman named betty from finance
this came to me in a vision
[pronounces “pineapples” like “minneapolis”]