I’m Indian but not “able to read sanskrit” Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means.
Me: Describe your love for me in one word.
Him: My what?
Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it’s me throat punching you for trying to eat my food.
[Blazing hot day]
Don’t forget to take a jacket, it might get cold.
~ My mom.
“Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern.”
~ Me at McDonald’s on pay day.
Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married.
Boss: You’re late!
M: It’s 6.30am
B: You start at 6am!
M: I know but that’s just crazy. This is better for me.
And now we wait for HR.
My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world’s biggest loser, he’d still only win 2nd place.
LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don’t want to explain to the Paramedics.