@vornietom

People who say “don’t hate the player hate the game” are working under the wildly false assumption that I am unable to hate 2 things at once

@vornietom

The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT

@vornietom

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me

No