running out of wrapping paper after four drinks means that mom’s gifts will be wrapped in MAD magazine pages
My ex-husband’s mother invited me to lunch for my birthday and tbh, I’d rather be torn apart by wolverines and thrown into a vat of acid so naturally, I told her I’d check my schedule.
no thanks rational thinking your ship has sailed
I’ve never seen Die Hard but I assume it’s about a dude who dies during sex?