Before we have sex, please select every image that contains a bicycle.
Dolphins kill more people than sharks. The difference is that dolphins know how to hide a body.
The best part about putting your cat on a diet is the frequent wake up calls every couple of hours starting around 2am 馃檭
Seriously, if you go to Central or South America to visit ancient ruins and you don鈥檛 dress as Indiana Jones, what鈥檚 even the point? Bonus points if you can get the whip through customs.
Me: (sees turtle) goddamnit I envy your affordable housing.