LIFE – 3 out of 5 stars
How is it still this week?
Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.
Anytime I need to leave my name for a server to yell out later when my order is ready I always say it’s “Marco”.
You know it’s really easy to sit back and make fun of everything instead of trying to actually help. That’s why I do it.
Having to redownload the HBO app on four devices was the worst thing to happen to me since COVID.
When I retire I’m going to run from office.
I yell “COVER ME!” at my family everyday when I go to the mailbox.
starting a garage orchestra
Here I am, block me like a hurricane.
Our descendants will have smart toilets that will alert them to internal illnesses and trends in their diets just from their daily constitutional. I’m so glad I’ll be dead by then.
My parents bought us candy cigarettes for my 11th birthday party. The store was out of candy syringes.
Autoimmune disease means you’re invincible to dying in a car accident.
And bowling should be called pinball
OK, I’m ready for Senior Mints now.