had a weird insomnia so i put on a movie (Interstellar). i loved it. it made me cry twice and gave me the chills once but it absolutely didn’t help me sleep
woke up much too early due to turkeys fighting with some crows
starting an egg-finding service, and also secretly an egg-hiding business on the side
send me a picture of a beloved item in your home
please include your address if the item is expensive and easy to carry
my neighbor’s freakishly loud emu kept peeking in my window while i was trying to order an 8 ft, 132 lb chocolate sack ($500)
something magical should happen if you eat enough saltwater taffy. maybe a mermaid drags you into the ocean
got three hours sleep & i fell great! seems li the less less sleep I get the move alarr et u ambdcim
instagram always coming through for me with ads for things i want, and can afford, and can convert into a device for time travel
lmao at snakes that think they are “hiding” in a patch of grass. i see u, sweetie. i am only pretending 2 be surprised
If you are a seagull living in a Walmart parking lot in Wisconsin maybe you need to work on getting your shit together.
agenda 4 today:
•shower
•cheerios
•shower-cheerios?
•”hike”
•Photograph a mountain lion
•get mauled by 2nd (hiding) mountain loin
agenda 4 today:
•shower
•cheerios
•shower-cheerios?
•”hike”
•Photograph a mountain lion
•get mauled by 2nd (hiding) mountain loin
at least one time somebody must’ve thrown a baby out with the bath water. otherwise people wouldn’t be so worried about it
saw five goats walking on their hind legs through the woods, is that bad
In the middle of an argument, begin calmly folding a blanket if you want the other person to go truly ballistic