My mom is going through home reorganizing and to avoid confrontational conflict, my dad is leavings notes voicing his opinion
Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.
I’m a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off.
Buzzfeed will be the death of journalism intellect.
