What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
#DadJoke
Don’t worry, if your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it
#OneLiner
My cousin is supposedly into taekwondo but he never finished his training.
He has a belt in partial arts
Apparently someone’s been stealing patrol dogs.
Police say they have several leads
#Police
I just got an email saying ‘At Google earth we can read maps backwards!’
I thought, “That’s just spam.”
I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.
I’m ex-static!
#DadJoke
Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring?
He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile
#LunchPun