I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident.
Scientist proclaim “This is our last hope” as they load cats into a giant old timey cannon pointed at an asteroid not hurdling toward earth.
I’ve been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet.
Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine
“I know it doesn’t look good on paper, but hear me out guys, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!!”