Your Daily Dose Of Unadulterated Funny Tweets

he’ll never suspect a thing

neighborhood watch

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1832087572681576448/pu/vid/avc1/576x1008/SAEGMCuW0lRAUDll.mp4?tag=12

could’ve been anyone

airing out the snack pack

u spoke cat all this time??????

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1630064522164596736/pu/vid/720x1280/laVLMScKV_CzYvnn.mp4?tag=12

“no gods no masters” = leo

next level snooze

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1625000788404715525/pu/vid/480x480/rf0zQoJnZC0crvwL.mp4?tag=12

nature’s most graceful animal

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1625003329255350272/pu/vid/480x524/UwxDX4tN82N3cYIK.mp4?tag=12

sir, my pâté if you please

no cat here

“I’ll go when the cat gets up”

he chose this

me the second it drops below 70 degrees

me and who

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1562653191573049344/pu/vid/480x480/UOGBUSVG2hFazE7I.mp4?tag=12