My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It’s supposed to prevent streaking.
The next time someone says “expect the unexpected,” I’m going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
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They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? “We don’t know who he is, but we know his dentist!”