This edible ain’t shit.
*5 minutes later
Is it just me or is it hungry in here?
Paw Patrol, but it’s just my wife chasing the cat with a squirt bottle every time he attacks the other cats.
*Me presenting a life sized cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves wearing a beret
Architecture Board: That’s not at all what “Neo-French” means…
“Mmm, tastes just like chicken!”
-My 6 year old eating a piece of chicken
Now that it’s fall, I’m considering encouraging my wife to find a boyfriend so I get some free hoodies.