I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife.
My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan’s Valentine.
Her: What’s your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?
Me: Showering is optional
Her: HAHAHA, be serious.
Me: Ok, no drug tests.
For someone who said “Correct me if I’m wrong…” you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.