I always try to tell myself that I don’t actually hate people as much as I say I do…and then I go to the mall.
CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU’RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT
My liver’s so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it’s family very proud.
Weren’t expecting that, huh?
Racist.
Negative pregnancy tests, because everyone loves good news on a stick