*sees conditioner bottle is almost empty
*immediately buys new bottle of conditioner
*old bottle of conditioner lasts 6 more years
My son recovered from his illness while I was filling out all the paperwork in the waiting room.
Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds.
Then felt glad that I don’t have to water them anymore.
Suburban life is a roller coaster.
A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months.
Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church.
Hubs says when I drink I’m “too loud” and use too many “big words.”
WELL I’M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!
No wine. No peace.
Know wine. Know peace.