@wolfpupy

hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here

@wolfpupy

no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden

@wolfpupy

a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says ‘responsibilities’ on it. for symbolism

@wolfpupy

why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha

@wolfpupy

heres my To Do List – become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists

@wolfpupy

clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond

@wolfpupy

bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong