to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jurassic Park we will be switching off 30 of the world’s most important electric fences.
puting flowers in my hair to accentuate my dirt like quality
you will never know the true number of layers
i think anyone who has ever had beautiful styled hair or tried to hold a big pile of leaves in their hands will know the trouble a gust of wind can cause.
we thought buying an abandoned silo and turning it into a Gamer Silo would be easy, but after most of our computers, consoles, LED lights, streaming equipment, and three guys sank into the grain we realised that this was going to be a real challenge.
stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons
i made a promise to myself that if i ever get an island the first thing that i will do is put some dinosaurs on it.
you don’t need to go to a workshop to build a bear, most of the time you don’t even need to build a bear.
if you don’t respond to my email when i am alive don’t expect me to reply to your ouija board questions when i am dead.
people are attacking at me with pitchforks simply because i choose to lay still under piles of hay, straw, and leaves at times.
been feeling trapped ever since i investigated that box propped up by a stick.
if they didn’t want me to take the coins off a dead man’s eyes they would have moved the gumball machine further away.
we are always told “don’t eat the cookies that are cooling on the tray” and then “don’t eat the cookies that are in the jar” the loophole in this system is to eat the cookies while they are still baking in the oven.
jewelry making tip: a simple can of gold spraypaint can turn a chicken nugget into a gold nugget