Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you
3 drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.
Me: spreads bacon grease on my toast
Also me: how did I gain weight this week?
After 7 years of training in the medical fields & hard work,a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion.He slept with a client&can now no longer work in the profession.What a waste.A genuinely nice guy&an absolutely brilliant mortician.