Memories are a bit fuzzy — but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
I’m forced to conclude that not liking my tweets is a you problem.
Elbows may look like chicken skin, but they don’t fry up the same.
I’ll write ‘not unlike’ as if I’m being payed by the word.
Thought I was turning into my dad, but it was just his driveway.
Call me a hopeless romantic, but there’s nothing like a candlelit dinner to obscure the rodent droppings in my storage unit.
Washed out as a mathlete. Now I (secretly) call myself an algebranaut.
Wow! It’s hard to believe summer is just around the corner and that seasons have corners.
25 Relationship Red Flags You Shouldn’t Ignore:
1. Inexplicably, his house is full of flags.
2. This is serious, why so many?
3. You need to get that first one sorted
out before we move on.