Body: so tired
Brain: can’t sleep
Body: okay then, let’s pee every 15 minutes
Technology: the world is at your fingertips, you can accomplish anything!
Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch?
M: I’d rather be the Mom
K: ooh, right. Much scarier.
I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don’t answer that either.