5pm on a friday: call me a mcdonald’s ice cream machine bc i’m not working
hello darkness my old friend
why are you here it’s 6:00 pm
i said it’s my favorite movie, i didn’t say it was good
you’re either snacking with me or snacking against me
i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
you come to me? on a friday at 4pm
you never know what burdens people are dealing with
it’s only wednesday, and i’m being so brave about it
per my last wtf
every olympics i turn into this guy
if you fall at the winery that’s a sauvignon bonk
i’m gonna start telling men i know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy
call me a mcdonald’s ice cream machine bc i dont feel like working today