why is john fetterman calling brian williams from the blair witch corner
worst online experience has gotta be finding a reddit post that outlines your exact symptoms and every comment is like “you should go to the hospital” and someone says “any update OP?” but the OP hasnt posted in 5 years
dorian gray goes on hot ones and he eats all the wings no problem but then when he gets home his portrait is really sweaty and begging for milk
shaggy sneaking off to the kitchen to make a big a** sandwich while the rest of mystery inc is investigating the haunted house
when steven spielberg was my age he was directing Jaws. meanwhile i am posting stuff like “drunk yoda be like ‘good to drive i am, give me the keys you will'”
i wish it was legal to speak up during a haircut if theyre doing something you dont want. sadly you just have to sit there
why would tinder want me to say this
how come kids always get lice but you never hear about adults getting lice. no workplace ever brings the lice inspection lady in to check the office. no one comes home from work like “sorry honey. tim on the fifth floor gave everyone lice again”
if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done
no!! no!!!!!!
i spent way too long on this
i like dropping bombshells on my therapist in the last few minutes so it feels like we’re ending each session on a cliffhanger
did it hurt? when the rat pulled on your hair to make you cook?
JOKER ENDING EXPLAINED! those names were the people who worked on the film