hello pervert is such a strong opener
i wonder if the inventor of rotisserie chicken is turning in his grave
technically you’re not on fire, the fire is on you. but yes i’ll get some water
brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died
firemen keep harvesting my cat tree
im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat
🙁
turn that frown upside down
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an octopus is just a wet spider