@ElayneBoosler: Wait. They gave out a Pulitzer Prize for criticism, and my mother didn't win it?
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@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: anytime I light a candle I immediately picture a firefighter explaining to my neighbors how it happened
@sixfootcandy: People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe.