@ooforth: Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad.
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@tjcirimele: *cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*
@NotOnTheMoors: Which sadist decided to make the packaging around Band-Aids so difficult to open, considering you're usually bleeding when you need one?